For the first time in years, Blaine Bishop will be spending Thanksgiving alone, and she canat wait. This year, she wonat worry about the stress of travel or family dynamics. She wonat stress the weekend away and wonder where her vacation went. Instead, she will spend Thanksgiving doing whatever she wants. But of course, as the saying goes, the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry. After completing a routine errand for her boss at a clientas office, Blaine takes the buildingas ancient elevator down to the main floor. The start of Blaineas four-day holiday weekend is just minutes away when an obese redheaded woman joins her on the elevator. As luck would have it, the elevator suddenly stops, and Blaine finds herself trapped between floors with a stranger. Blaineas fantasy weekend is now destroyed, as they have no clue when they will be rescued. Even worse, the redhead seems determined to talk nonstop. Blaine finds herself a captive audience. As the hours pass and help does not arrive, she finds herself wondering just how long she can stand it.She looked about to have a seizure and almost screeched at me to go to my desk and call the TLC. ... was interested in finding her umbrella she could either file a lost property report or go to the Seventeenth Precinct and inquire there about her umbrella. ... I cana#39;t tell you how many times she had me show her how to do something on her computer, which required my ... She would always rope my coworker, Tim, into showing her how to do this spreadsheet or that report on Excel, andanbsp;...
|Title||:||’Til the Fat Redhead Sleeps|
|Publisher||:||iUniverse - 2013-09-23|