Vanilla Ride

Vanilla Ride

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Hap Collins and Leonard Pine, the kings of East Texas mischief and mayhem, return in this full-throttle thriller to face off with the Dixie Mafia. When Leonard is asked to rescue a teenage girl from a lowly drug dealer, he gladly agrees and invites Hap along for the ride. Everything goes according to plan, until they find out the dealer is a member of the Dixie mafia. A wild gun fight ensues, after which Hap and Leonard are arrested. Turns out, however, that the law needs a favor and if Hap and Leonard can do the deed theya€™ll be free roam. Therea€™s one problem the Dixie Mafiaa€™s new hired guna€”the legendary assassin Vanilla Ride. Filled with breakneck action, gut-busting laughs, and one gigantic crocodile, this hilarious novel is as hot as a habanero pepper. From the Trade Paperback edition.I almost got an RC to go with it. ... It just sort of flowed out of him like sweet maple sap in the springtime. ... See, they were supposed to have a helicopter fly them out, a#39;cause they got word of the storm, but ... the storm was swirling up the sea and swallowing up that big rig like it was made of pipe cleaners and a whorea#39;s bestanbsp;...

Title:Vanilla Ride
Author:Joe R. Lansdale
Publisher:Vintage - 2009-06-30


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